Hello, I'm a writer who wants a better outlet. I have written a bunch of stuff, but my favorites are The Metacorder, which is an excersize in not writing about anything, and Masculino, which is a very short piece which contains no "feminine" words, based on the Bookblog Gender Genie that everyone is sick of by now. I hope to someday translate it into Spanish without using any Masculine nouns or adjectives.
I also am working on an epic poem The Law of Fives, which started out as a Love Hina/Divine Comedy crossover but has become so much more that I don't think it counts as a fanfic. If you think it does, just flame me and I'll run away with my tail between my legs.